Here in our warm and friendly office, we
and our charming partners, Saffi and Jasmin will put you at your
ease and help you to find the perfect job. If you are a short
staffed employer, then let us find your ideal employees.
Looking for a job?
We will leave no stone unturned to find
you the perfect post. Although there might be a short delay if
we find something interesting underneath the odd one. Saffi and
Jasmin will even help you to write a CV that we guarantee will
leave prospective employers positively amazed. (We've seen employers'
reactions with our own eyes and it's truly awesome the way they
struggle for breath as they read through them.) This is The Girls'
own CV which will show you just how much care and attention to
detail they take.
Looking for good staff?
Then look no further. We can
find someone for every vacancy, no matter what it is. The perfect
recruit is on our books already and ready and waiting to start
work. We can guarantee that you'll never find anyone in any other
Agency, anywhere in the world, with the truly unique skills of
You will find our rates very
reasonable and extremely competitive.
Signing On Fee (Employers
and Employees): One cold roast
chicken payable in advance.
Fee for successfully matching an Employer
with an Employee: One cold roast
chicken from both employer and employee at the commencement of
Temporary Staff: Signing on
fees as above, plus employers pay one cold roast chicken per week
for the duration of the employment.
(If you happen to live in
an area where cold roast pheasant is available, we will be more
than happy to take a cold roast pheasant in place of chicken.)
Our Charming Partners
and Saffi in rare moments of relaxation. (It was their
The Girls sleep
all the better at night, for knowing what a worthwhile
job they do.
Contact us now. Our email
address is Jobs-R-Us@catsup.co.uk
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